Day 4 of my deathly virus...
You may not be interested but hey, it's all I got goin on right now, so listen up. I woke up miserable....AGAIN, my throat on fire, my nasty nose, dripping, but clogged (which is really irritating). My cough just as nasty as the other days, it takes me about 4 hours to clear out my chest (pleasant thought huh)
As I dumped around this morning trying not to feel so miserable I decided to take a look at some of my friends "my space" and Blogs. Well...Low and behold, it must have been a "GOD THING" because when I read Nate D's I realized that we had the same crap and he had an advertisement on his "myspace" about the miracle drug "Advil cold and Sinus" I'm not much of a drug taker, cuz they never seem to work, but Nate was so attimate that this drug really worked that I realized I had to get it. It's either get the drug and hope it works of blow my brains out trying to relieve this wretched congestion. I really didnt want to venture out on this freezing day, but I knew I had to. Luckily Brianna called and wanted to come over for a bit. She was able to drop me off at the door of walmart so I could just run in. It took me awhile to find the drug, turns out they keep it behind the counter so all the Meth addicts,( like me) cant get at it. So here I am at the pharmacy counter...I can hardly speak, (because of my sore throat) I'm totally congeted so I have that nasal voice, and the lady asked for my ID. Ha.....Like I would be a meth user. She asked me if the sun was shining and I responded...."I have no idea, I feel too miserable to notice if the sun is out, someone just dropped me off so I can get the drug" Her response was....nothing. I bet she still thinks Im gonna use those pills to make Methamphedamine. Crazy lady. So anyway Brianna and I decided to pop into Erberts and Gerbert for a lunch. I figure I can be just as miserable there as I am at home, so why not. I popped my 1st 2 pills of "Advil cold and sinus"

Thank you NATE.... The drug cleared up my sinus's by the time we got home, I was able to blow my nose without blowing my brians out and the Advil seems to have helped my sore throat enough to tolerate it. I hope the effects last, if not I will be popping the next set of pills in 4 hours. Now you'll have to excuse me, I gotta go check on my Meth Lab, dont want no explosions to happen. Actually I need to go lay down...I had a big day.
Wow Mom you totally made me LOL. I'm glad the Meth cleared up your nose!!! Yay for Nate D. Thanks for hanging out with me today! Love ya!
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ReplyDeleteOh you druggie. u neva tol me u use drugs. Glad they helped. I will remember that if I get the crud. Get better.
ReplyDeleteWhen I had a cold, I wished I could have used that. Mine lasted for 3 weeks straight, and because I am pregnant, I was banned from ADVIL. Thanks for the postings on my site. You are funny.
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